Twenty-two. Pansexual, gender non-conforming. *First and foremost, I am a writer* ~ Feel free to request. I'm open to all inspiration and suggestions. ~ I'm also a lover of music, sci-fi, the Mass Effect trilogy, Fallout, Borderlands, Bioshock, Portal, Tolkien, Star Trek, Spongebob, Batman, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Star Wars, roleplaying, D&D, Watchmen, the Avengers, all kinds of porn, X-Men, Welcome to Night Vale, drawing, sewing, photography and modeling, art, tattoos, and all things that make me laugh.
~Forever, this year belongs to Jimmy. R.I.P.~
When 8pm hits, my body automatically drops all semblance of reality and I end up waking up a few hours later as if from a fucking coma. Whenever I do sleep, I sleep hard, but fuck there’s hard and then there’s /hard/.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell