Ms. Madison Rae Stokes
~. March 2nd, 1992 .~
First and foremost, a writer. Also, a lover of Music, various actors, sex, Minecraft, rambling, bacon, Spongebob, sex, various video games, D&D, sex, my Great Narwhal, and all things that make me laugh.
~Forever, this year belongs to Jimmy.~

 

Am I the ONLY One…

…who thinks that people are stupid for refusing to read subtitles?
I watched the entirety of Pan’s Labyrinth and cried. It was incredible. Worth it more than anything. Then, I saw The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. It was amazing.

Now, instead of just dubbing it, there’s an entire remake?

No.

I’m sorry.

But no.

The new movie looks awful. I do not doubt that the actress playing Lisbeth in the English version is a good actress, but the performance I saw by Noomi Rapace could not be topped. It’s one thing to remake a movie after decades of cultural and technological advances, but two years is not long enough and shows no respect for the original art. Perhaps I’m just whining, but it seems a huge injustice to just remake a movie because people are too lazy to read subtitles or too fragile to watch a serious drama-thriller-mystery masterpiece.

If you aren’t willing to see the original beautiful piece of film that is Niels Arden Oplev’s Stieg Larson’s The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, tell me why. I can’t see any reason for this ridiculous and cheap remake other than laziness, censorship, and bullshit.

Look what I drew!
It’s a chibi Brahmin, as seen in the Fallout game series.
:D

Look what I drew!

It’s a chibi Brahmin, as seen in the Fallout game series.

:D

My dad found me my Pokémon cards, because I finally got a bunch of nice cases for my Magic cards and I wanted to spread the love.

Saw this card. It’s a Koffing.

With Awesome face.

(Oh, and I also have a holographic Blastoise worth $40 - o3o)

Look what I drew! :D
The caption is:
Fireman Creeper says, “That’s a very nice predicament you’ve gotten yourself into.”

Look what I drew! :D

The caption is:

Fireman Creeper says, “That’s a very nice predicament you’ve gotten yourself into.”

mokkori-hime asked
I love how you're my only follower on The Garden. XD

I love how you’re my only follower at all. xD

How to Learn German Faster

Immerse yourself.

How I plan to do this: Watch Harry Potter movies auf Deutch with Deutch subtitles.

Yep.

Sun in the Northwest

The day was beautiful

And therefore

I got nothing done

I had a list

Of all my tasks

But I ignored them

Every one

Stared all day

At the rare

Washington sun

- Now today I can’t

Read the list

To get it done!

This is a tiny giraffe I whittled. *nodnod* It’s the best tiny giraffe ever. I’m the best whittler ever.
I love how when you do something for the first time and you do it right - or decent xD - you feel like you could be better than anyone else at it ever. Like when I first painted an oil painting, I was like, “I’m the GOD of oil painting! BOW BEFORE ME, DA VINCI! LICK MY BALLS, PICASO!” Etc.
Well now, I’m the god of whittling. *nodnod*

This is a tiny giraffe I whittled. *nodnod* It’s the best tiny giraffe ever. I’m the best whittler ever.

I love how when you do something for the first time and you do it right - or decent xD - you feel like you could be better than anyone else at it ever. Like when I first painted an oil painting, I was like, “I’m the GOD of oil painting! BOW BEFORE ME, DA VINCI! LICK MY BALLS, PICASO!” Etc.

Well now, I’m the god of whittling. *nodnod*