Twenty-two. Pansexual, gender non-conforming. *First and foremost, I am a writer* ~ Feel free to request. I'm open to all inspiration and suggestions. ~ I'm also a lover of music, sci-fi, the Mass Effect trilogy, Marvel, Fallout, Borderlands, Bioshock, Portal, Tolkien, Star Trek, Spongebob, Batman, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Star Wars, roleplaying, D&D, Watchmen, the Avengers, all kinds of porn, X-Men, Welcome to Night Vale, Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes, drawing, sewing, photography and modeling, art, tattoos, and all things that make me laugh.
~Forever, this year belongs to Jimmy. R.I.P.~

 

When I Try To Be Funny

(from The Dark Knight) Alfred: Some men...just want to watch the world burn.

Me: Not Orville Jones or Jerry Daniels or Ivory Watson or Charlie Fuqua.

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: Those are the members of The Ink Spots.

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: They sing 'I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire.'

Friend: Oh. Funny.