Twenty-one. First and foremost, I am a writer ~ feel free to request. I'm open to all inspiration and suggestions. ~ I'm also a lover of music, Fallout, Borderlands, Star Trek, Minecraft, Spongebob, Magic: The Gathering, roleplaying, Portal, D&D, all kinds of porn, drawing, sewing, photography/modeling, art, Freud, and all things that make me laugh.
~Forever, this year belongs to Jimmy. R.I.P.~

 

When I Try To Be Funny

(from The Dark Knight) Alfred: Some men...just want to watch the world burn.

Me: Not Orville Jones or Jerry Daniels or Ivory Watson or Charlie Fuqua.

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: Those are the members of The Ink Spots.

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: They sing 'I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire.'

Friend: Oh. Funny.