Twenty-two. Pansexual, gender non-conforming.*First and foremost, I am a writer* I'm also a lover of music, sci-fi, Game of Thrones, Mass Effect, Marvel (comics, film, etc.), Fallout, Destiny, Borderlands, Bioshock, Portal, Tolkien, Star Trek, Spongebob, Batman, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Star Wars, roleplaying, Watchmen, all kinds of porn, Welcome to Night Vale, Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes, drawing, sewing, photography and modeling, art, tattoos, and all things that make me laugh.
~Forever, this year belongs to Jimmy. R.I.P.~

 

When I Try To Be Funny

(from The Dark Knight) Alfred: Some men...just want to watch the world burn.

Me: Not Orville Jones or Jerry Daniels or Ivory Watson or Charlie Fuqua.

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: Those are the members of The Ink Spots.

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: They sing 'I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire.'

Friend: Oh. Funny.